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So, Tuxie, What's Your Excuse THIS Time?
[parody
>;-) ]
This is a dialogue
between Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon which *did not* take place,
but *could have* during the *Sailor Stars* series. If you
are unfamiliar with the Sailor Stars plotline, SPOILER WARNING !!
I like *my* version better. Do you think I should dub the
Japanese episodes? >:-)
TM= Tuxedo Mask/Tuxedo Kamen/Mamoru/Mamo-chan/Darien
[a ROSE by any other name would smell
as sweet, anyway ;-) ]
SM= Sailor Moon/Usagi/Usako/Serena
EPISODE 200
============
[Tuxedo Mask
materializes. Sailor Moon, in white angel wings, and
*nothing else*,looks decidedly *ticked-off.*]
SM: Tuxedo Mask!! It's you AT
LAST!! Do you realize how long it's been? How
many episodes since you've appeared in my life? So
what's your excuse THIS TIME? In case you've
forgotten, we're *supposed* to be ENGAGED. You don't
call, you don't write, anybody would have thought you had DIED!!
TM: That's right--I DID die! I've only JUST been
reincarnated, thanks to you and Chibi-Chibi!
SM: You've died and come back? Now this is a new
one. Now COME ON, Mamo-chan--you expect me to believe that
one? I KNOW you've really been away because of
some other woman!!
TM: Yes, it WAS another woman, but it's not the way
you think, Usako.
Her name was Queen Galaxia, and...
SM: I don't care if she was Queen of the
Bimbos! And I don't know why I put up with your
behaviour!
TM: But you don't understand, Usako. She took my Star
Seed!!
SM: She took your Star WHAT???? This is TOO
MUCH. Me, you won't give one little kiss, unless you think
I'm about to die or something. It's getting so I have to *fake*
being in a coma, just so I can get your attention.
But her, Queen Bimbo, to HER you give your Star Seed??
TM: Hey, I didn't wanna do it! She attacked me!!
SM: Yeah, right. Every time I catch you in the act,
with some other woman, you always whine "she attacked
me." Even with my own daughter, for God's sake.
You have NO shame. You think I'm so dumb, just cause I get
bad marks in school, that I don't know a girl can't force a guy
like that? She attacked YOU? As if!!
TM: I swear to you, Usako, it's the truth. Can't you
forgive me? I didn't enjoy it, you know. I NEVER
enjoy it. You don't think I LIKE being written out of
all these episodes, do you?
SM: Well, such a sharp dressed man, no, I guess you can't
help it. Women, men, none of them can keep their hands off
you. But where do *I* come in?
You never say anything really nice to me. You just say your
little haiku, then you take off. You didn't even notice or
comment on the fact that I'm standing here *naked*, nothing on
but my little white wings. Sometimes, I don't think
you even know I'm alive. I am the most frustrated,
neglected woman in this solar system.
TM: I'm really sorry, Usako. Can't I make it up to
you?
SM:
[The two embrace...Fade Out.]
--
This Sailor Moon parody was originally posted to the Usenet
discussion group, alt.fan.sailor-moon on Saturday, June 14, 1997.
It then found a happy home on Jennifer Wand's Tuxedo Mask Shrine
web site.
I LOVE hearing from readers of my fan fiction. Your e-mail is the
only pay I get, and hearing you enjoyed it is worth more than
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Sayonara!
Pandora-sama
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