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FULL
MOON FRIDAY
It's Full Moon Friday at 4:00
p.m.
And our phones are ringing off the hook again
He's been waiting forever for his personalized plate
How DARE you people deliver it late!
Yes, it's Full Moon Friday, when
"loony" is in
When all kinds of problems are sure to begin.
A tempest in a teapot becomes a typhoon
And you know your nerves will be fraying soon.
Now, Friday Night Frenzy is well
known to all
Who deal with the public and answer their call
But Full Moon Friday is loonier yet
That's when the clients seem to get most upset.
If you've lost your
licence, it's not so bad
Till the weekend is looming, when it's time for a gad
For a trip to the country without a car
Let's face it, you won't get very far.
Now the customer's working up
into a state
He's starting to hyperventilate
Try to calm him down, he
just gets irate
Calls you "bureaucrat", voice filled with hate.
Cause it's Full Moon Friday -- to suffer is your fate.
Don't try to fight, don't start
to cry
Don't pray to God and ask Him, "Why?"
Just hang on through the last hour of Hell
Next week, it'll be the same crap as well!
July 28, 1993 -- Pandora Diane Waldron
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