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Despair, poor mortal. You are in Nemesis, home of the Black Moon family. I am the executive of the family and you will treat me with the respect I deserve. I trust you have brought the standard offerings in order to be accommodated in one of the many spacious suites of the Emerald City? What, no cakes, no doughnuts, no cheesecake, not so much as one piece of Lindt chocolate?
In that case, go away, you bore me. And I hate being bored. I shall leave you now. I am meeting his Highness, Prince Diamondo this evening, and I have many preparations to make. My servant is running my bath now, scented with jasmine oil, the only kind my Prince prefers.
Sayonara!
Perhaps, the next time you dare to show your face here, you will come suitably prepared with the sweet things of life I crave. Then I may in turn have one of the delights of Nemesis to share with you.
I am prepared to hear your abject apologies. You may contact me at esmerodo888@home.com
I have no idea how many visitors have viewed my most excellent body, but stop drooling, will you? You men are cooling down my bath, don't you see?
Please see my chibi chibi links list. Sorry, I don't have a guestbook anymore. It fell in my jacuzzi and got all steamed up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kuso. Cracked the ceiling again. The boring Saffir will now scold me again for laughing too loudly and cracking the plaster. Ah well. Makes him feel important if he can scold me and complain about me to his big brother.
The first year of the Second Millenium has passed, and Christmas is almost upon us again. No, we don't celebrate Christmas on Nemesis, but I know the most important thing it means to you humans: mucho sweet stuff! Bring on the chocolate, bring on the marzipan, bring on the *hiccup* eggnog!
The year 2000 was a banner inaugural year for Esmerodo, the Twisted Lemon Authoress, so I will need more eggnog, for there is much to celebrate. Some people say that Esmerodo is simply a pseudonym for the lady whose web site is the last link in my list, but that, like the ridiculous story that my dearest Prince Diamondo prefers that silly creature Neo-Queen Serenity, is merely a vicious rumour ;p
As I was saying, Moi has written two twisted lemons this year for your reading pleasure, and having already received my many, so well-deserved, accolades, I am encouraged to commit more fan fiction mayhem in 2001. What, you haven't read them yet? Hmmmpf. What rock have YOU been hiding under then? Well, there's the links, below. Come back and see me after my bath and tell me how you liked them ;-) :