How DARE you! You sit on my face, you let your dirty dusty grimy mouse trail across my rouged and perfumed cheek, and we haven't even been properly introduced!
Well, that's men for you. You don't even wait till a woman finishes her nice long soak in her pink jacuzzi. Even Saffir, who one would think would have better manners. Oh, you're a woman? WELL! Surprise, surprise. If you brought something sweet with you, you're welcome to stay.
At the moment, I don't have anything to show you but...me, all of me. [Steps out of the jacuzzi, and unwraps the towel.]
What do you MEAN, you can't see anything?
[Laughs EXTREMELY LOUDLY.]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Then mutters, "Kuso! Those DiC censors deleted that scene again!"]
Well, it IS rather dark in Nemesis. I'll ask Prince Diamondo what we can do about getting better lighting in my boudoir. I am sure he'll see to it. His Highness always knows how to please a woman.
Next time, I may have other things for you to see besides my gorgeous green clad body. The Emerald City is being remodelled as we speak.
Sayonara!
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